Top Ten Reasons You Know It’s A Dystopia

  • 10. Adults stop wearing pants to work (or even going).
  • 9. Toilet Paper is harder to get than Random Noise tickets.
  • 8. You’re doing your dishes in the yard.
  • 7. Your Grandad freaks out over something other than taxes.
  • 6. Your garage is full of foam.
  • 5. Operation Fright Night turns into Touchless Trick-or-Treat.
  • 4. Neighbors are talking about something in the sky at Christmas, and it’s not Santa.
  • 3. Your little brother is mind-controlled (not by you).
  • 2. Your religious service is raided by first responders.
  • 1. You’re online so much you actually get tired of screentime!