Top Ten Reasons You Know It’s A Dystopia:
- 10. Adults stop wearing pants to work (or even going).
- 9. Toilet Paper is harder to get than Random Noise tickets.
- 8. You’re doing your dishes in the yard.
- 7. Your Grandad freaks out over something other than taxes.
- 6. Your garage is full of foam.
- 5. Operation Fright Night turns into Touchless Trick-or-Treat.
- 4. Neighbors are talking about something in the sky at Christmas, and it’s not Santa.
- 3. Your little brother is mind-controlled (not by you).
- 2. Your religious service is raided by first responders.
And, the #1 reason you know it’s a dystopia:
- 1. You’re online so much you actually get tired of screentime!